Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Hillary Clinton had her head grafted onto a Finch's body to appeal to younger women voters

In a desperate attempt to appeal to younger women, Hillary Clinton has had her head grafted onto a Finch.

"I needed to be more cute, trusting, and friendly, so I had my doctors attach my head to this Finch. YOLO, you know? Chirp chirp Chirp. I only eat bugs and seeds now, so I'm like totally a Vegan too!    I'm Hillary Clinton and I've approved this motherf&@ckin message. Flotus out. Chirp"

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