In a desperate attempt to appeal to younger women, Hillary Clinton has had her head grafted onto a Finch.
"I needed to be more cute, trusting, and friendly, so I had my doctors attach my head to this Finch. YOLO, you know? Chirp chirp Chirp. I only eat bugs and seeds now, so I'm like totally a Vegan too! I'm Hillary Clinton and I've approved this motherf&@ckin message. Flotus out. Chirp"